On yet another engagement

Hey everybody! Great news! The other day my sister got engaged to her longtime boyfriend! I'm super excited for them, they're great kids.

I anticipate the wedding looking something like this.

I wrote something back in February about how everyone I know seems to be getting married these days. It's like a freakin' epidemic around me now! And it's spreading! My status as a hopeless bachelor is keeping me immune, but the CDC has confirmed that I am a carrier and is recommending total quarantine until they can identify patient zero. Stay back or it'll get you too!

But really, I'm all for it. I want as many chances as I can get to use my "thank god I own a suit what with these weddings all the time" tag.